I Am The Great Sticker Marauder

October 22, 2020 § 4 Comments

I used to adore stickers. When I was in middle school I had a whole three-ring binder full of them: puffy stickers, heart stickers, stickers with pictures of unicorns gazing meaningfully at rainbows…

Today, my thoughts about stickers are much less fanciful. And occasionally involve adult language.

That’s because stickers are one of the more confounding elements when it comes to recycling. So many questions and so few answers. I wonder:

-When is a sticker a sticker… and when is it a glued paper label?

-Will a sticker interfere with the recycling process?

– Would I rather hang out with road kill than spend time removing stickers?

Stickers on glass aren’t a problem for recycling- but what about stickers on plastic?

I started thinking about this issue way back in May when I ordered my first Terracycle Plastic Packaging Recycling box. The website description admonished me not to send in food waste or hazardous material, which I figured I could handle.

But then it said, “Do not send in plastic with paper stickers.”

Oh. That was harder.

And now I have a confession to make. I did everything I was supposed to do: I cleaned my plastics; I made sure they were all completely dry. I sent my box in as densely packed with plastic as any box could ever be but… I did not remove any stickers.

I wondered… what would happen? Would they issue me the equivalent of a recycling speeding ticket? Would they send me my box of plastic back? Or worst of all, after all that effort from cleaning and drying to shipping and paying: in the end would they just discard my whole box into the landfill?

The Five Stages of Wish-cycling:

  1. Hope— I crossed my fingers. I really, really hoped my box was recycled.
  2. Rationalizing— After all, you used to have to remove paper labels from cans before recycling, and now you don’t anymore! Maybe it’s like that!
  3. Pretending I’m an expert— Well, they’re probably melting all these plastics down, so heat will just melt those labels too. Right?
  4. Anger— You know, how on earth are we supposed to remove all these sticky labels, anyway? It’s practically impossible! What is this my new freaking JOB? Sticker-remover??
  5. Acceptance— Who the heck knows?

The problem was I just didn’t know. There are so many things about recycling that we just don’t know, that prevent us from doing it correctly and efficiently, and I’ve pretty much spent this whole year trying to figure them all out.

Ultimately, I forgot about the sticker conundrum. That is, until recently, when I watched a video featuring a recycling expert who talked about removing stickers from the plastic films you put in the recycling bin at the supermarket. He said that sticker labels must be removed, or cut out. If not, the sticky part of the stickers will gum up the recycling machinery.

Of course, we are talking about two different things here. Plastic film recycling and Terracycle plastic packaging recycling are two different processes, so their answers to The Sticker Question may very well be different. But this was the first time I’d heard anything about sticker labels presenting a problem in plastic film recycling. There I’d been going along, blithely putting my bubble mailers and Tyvek envelopes into the supermarket bin all this time, never removing any of the shipping labels. Was that a problem?

Was I a sticker offender on multiple fronts?

So I emailed Stephanie, my e-friend at Trex who has been so helpful in the past on questions about plastic film recycling.

And then I contacted Terracycle too. Better to resolve all this sticker business once and for all. And Terracycle’s answer was actually surprising.

Customer Care Associate Angelica answered, “… oftentimes the reason we aren’t able to recycle the items is not so much due to the residue itself but rather the fact that many of these labels are made from paper-based products. (Emphasis mine) If you were to send in a clear tape, for example, this would be more easily processed through the Plastic Packaging box then something made with paper products.”

Now THIS was good news. At last, it seemed I could relax about all those label stickers in my Terracycle box, because I was pretty sure they were all plastic themselves.

And then I got more good news from Stephanie. At least as far as Trex is concerned, “paper labels are not an issue for Trex.  They can remain on the plastic packaging when dropped off for recycling.”

So either the expert video I watched was incorrect, or there are different kinds of plastic film recycling and it all depends who is collecting it. So now I have to figure out who exactly my supermarket is sending their plastic film to…?

Which brings me back to my previous point: Who has time for this nonsense? Nobody.

Recycling in this country isn’t supposed to actually work, I’m realizing. Recycling is broken.

At best, we only recycle 8% of our plastic in America. Eight percent.

Despite the sincere efforts of companies like Trex and Terracycle, these are mere drops in the ocean, an ocean of garbage Americans are tossing out every day. There simply isn’t enough of a standardized approach in this country to make recycling work in any real, effective and comprehensible way. Instead, we’re just supposed to think it works, so we keep buying the products made with materials we as a society don’t know what to do with.

Shut up and buy stuff!

At least I can relax a little on the sticker anxiety. It’s not the recycling machinery that has a problem… it’s just the whole damn system.

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