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The Goofy Environmentalist

One thing I hear a lot lately is that being an activist— or an environmentalist, or a person concerned about climate change— is that it is depressing. As in: the news is all bad and it keeps getting worse. Plastic is everywhere, it’s a toxin, it’s junking up our bodies, the environment AND fostering climate change, and sometimes it all just feels like a hopeless uphill battle.

I totally get it. Nobody can watch footage of the plastic straw turtle, or read about what’s happening in Louisiana’s Cancer Alley where the plastic industrial complex flagrantly poisons the environment and the residents, or East Palestine where the catastrophic spill of plastic chemicals recently took place, and be happy about it. But then again, we’re not going to solve anything by being despondent.

At the risk of going all Pollyanna on you here, I think the best thing we can do as people who are trying to create change is to find a way to be Activists That Are Having Fun. (ATAHF? Awesome acronym Eve!) When you’re having fun, people want to join you- and yes, I really do think that on some level it can be as simple as that.

I first observed this when I went to New York City last fall to participate in a protest against Coca Cola being the sponsor of the COP 27 UN annual climate conference. We were a small-ish group of 20 or so protestors, and of course everyone had different approaches to what protesting meant for them: should we chant? Should we sing? Should we march? Was it okay to smile and laugh or should we remember we were pissed off?

As we progressed from the UN to towards the New York Public Library, we really only had one task: we had an informative, postcard-sized handout and we had to give it to people. But this is New York- and New Yorkers are experts at avoiding being handed flyers (which are usually advertisements) and generally mind their own business at an Olympic level. You say those folks over there gonna reenact Hamlet with edible finger puppets? None of my business.

But we tried anyway. And as we went along, block by block, what I noticed was that passersby were much more likely to take a flyer if I was smiling, instead of chanting. When we sang, people stopped to listen. When we danced, people smiled and took our flyers and some started dancing too.

It seems like a simple observation, but it really struck me. Wasn’t the old saying that you catch more flies with honey than vinegar? We all can use more reasons to be happy. And silly. I firmly defend silliness. If you don’t believe me, watch my video above with the irrepressible YouTuber Steven He.

I do think you can be silly and still talk about serious things. In fact, sometimes that’s the only way we can manage to talk about things that might otherwise scare us to death. So as Earth Day approaches I hope you’ll take time to participate in an expression of support for sustainability and our environment, whether it takes the firm of a protest, a clean-up, or just asking for a “real” cup at your local coffee shop. Just remember- it’s okay to have fun in the process. Because in some sense, isn’t joy what we’re fighting for?

PS!!- I’m delighted to announce that Year of No Garbage will be on shelves at your local bookstore in only one week (April 18th)!! Frannie from Book Junkie calls my writing “brilliant” and by complete coincidence is also my new favorite person. Check it out!

The Hermit & the Bookstore

I used to think authors were hermits who spent a lot of time sitting in a darkened study packed to the rafters with books, contemplating their next work with knitted brow. Every once in a while, they might become daring and go outside for a walk.

(I’m reading The Magician right now, about the life of German author Thomas Mann and that seems to pretty accurately describe much of his life.)

Did Thomas Mann feel this way when his books arrived? More importantly, did his hair look better?

While this authorial stereotype may once have borne some relation to reality, today authors can’t exist in seclusion. With everything there is to see, watch, know or be informed about— diet fads! Crypto-Catastrophe! Kardashians! Amazon Hates When People Do This! Doctors Stunned! Contemporary authors compete more than ever before for mere slivers of attention, in a world where attention is the currency of the moment.

Through all the noise and mental clutter sprayed at us with firehose intensity every day, it’s a wonder people still manage to find books at all. I’m not quite sure how to explain it, but find them, they still do. Incredibly, new independent bookstores are on the rise and, although fully one quarter of American adults haven’t read a book in the last year, book sales have nevertheless been rising every year for the last decade.

Author Silliness. Yes this is my job.

No matter what, it’s good news for people like me who write books, and hope people will read them. But that doesn’t mean I will be pondering the shadows of my darkened study anytime soon. Instead, you will find me on social media wearing fake mustaches and putting egg cartons on my head, all in an attempt to demand a few seconds of attention with which I can point to my book and its subject matter. In the process, I’m having a surprising amount of fun and learning skills I never thought I’d have. And every once in a while, I think: wow is this so… not what I expected my job description to entail.

If you’ve already pre-ordered Year of No Garbage, then I love you and you are my new best friend. Thank you.

If you prefer to purchase it on April 18th just in time for Earth Day, (And Earth Day gift-giving? Which I just invented?!) you are clearly a fabulous person with amazingly good taste. Thank you.

Either way, I encourage you to take a moment one day soon and go explore your local independent bookstore, packed to the rafters with books. They are some of the most wonderful places in the world.